narrator:"this is a random story between two middle school lovers, brandy and Edward CULLEN"

Edward: "what the heck! who are you!"

narrator:"im the narrator dummy you cannot see me"

Edward:"Ooooooh."

brandy:"Oh, EDWARD! i know what you are!"

Edward:"ummm.. no you don't!"

Brandy:"oh yes i do! you hands are as cold as ice!!"

Edward:"Hey! i have poor circulation, OK! gosh!"

Brandy:" no! but how do you explain you never eat or sleep! huh? what you ya gonna say bout' that?"

Edward:" well... i was gonna wait to tell you this..."

Brandy:" AHAAA! i knew it!!!"

Edward:"... but sense you force my to say this... i just so happen to be an insomniac, and i also have and acute anorexia!"

Brandy:"oh! well that explains why your so-"

Edward:"HEY!"

Brandy:"i was gonna say 'attractively thin' yeah,yeah! that's what i was gonna say!"

Narrator:"and under her breath she said..."

Brandy:"wow! that was a good one! muahahahah!

Edward:" HEY! i can hear you to mr. Narrator guy! im not deaf!"

Brandy:"oh? he's not deaf? oh well that's no longer on my list of come backs"

Edward:" hey i can hear you too! GOSH! i can go to my moms and get treated like this!"

Edward: “ Hey, you know what I can go to my mom’s and get treated like this!”

Narrator: in a little voice “yeah, if esme was your real mom!”
Edward: “Hey narrator guy stay out of this!!”

Brandy: “OOOOOOOHHHHH!!! OUCH! Your gonna need some ice for that burn!”

Edward: “ I’m sick and tired of you guys!”

Narrator: “ ok,ok,ok, brandy go on!”

Brandy: “ ok-”
*Jacob runs full-speed toward brandy *

Jacob: “Brandy! I am here!”
*Edward smacks hand against pail white face*
Edward: “o-my-GOSH!”

Brandy: “ok… now that Jacobs here… men… FIGHT”

*Booming mortal combat music starts randomly playing*
*Jacob singing along*
Jacob: “MORTAL COMBAT!! Dototidototi!!
*Edward starts to walk away, shaking his head*
*In a sarcastic voice*
Edward: “wow! Sounds fun, but I really must be going now!”

Jacob: “yeah! Another fight scene! Yesssss!

Brandy: “you muss-int go, ill talk in my 18th century voice, just like you like!”

Edward: “ as tempting as that sounds… I really must go.”
*as Jacob trys to seduce brandy*
Jacob: “brandy, ill be here with you”

Brandy: “yeahhhh! About that-”

Narrator: “brandy automatically turns toward Edward”

Edward: “narrator guy, im sorry to say this but… you are not… ‘Americas next top narrator!’we have the stary quotey things now we dont need you.”

(Randy)Brandy: “im sorry, you just didn’t cut it, dog. Man dog you really could have done better bro-man-dogy-dog!

(Paula)Jacob: “ I think you did-”
*Jacob randomly starts clapping*
*Edward says in a bad version of a British accent*
(Simon)Edward: “ that was utterly repulsive! You sicken me!”
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lol tell me what you guy's think, and if i should write some more!